WELCOME!  ************************************************************************************* TAKING A WOMAN TO BED!   What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? ?   At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.   At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.   At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.   At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.   At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!   At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you??? ************************************************************************************* ************************************************************************************ * INFLATABLE DOLL! A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.   Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"   Customer says, "Female"   Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"   Customer says, "White"   Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"   Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"   Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" *************************************************************************************

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