Walking the Dog


A little girl asked her Mom:

- "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
 

Mom replie:

- "No, because she is in heat."
- "What's that mean?" asked the child.
- "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
 

The little girl goes to the garage and says:

- "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
 

Dad said:

- "Bring Belle over here."
 

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said - - "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.."
 

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked:

- "Where's Belle?"

(YOU'R E GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!) :-)

The little girl said:

- "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

 

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED!

 

What is the difference between girls/woman aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? ?

 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you???

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INFLATABLE DOLL!


A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

 

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

 

Customer says, "Female"

 

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

 

Customer says, "White"

 

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

 

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

 

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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